Sitting in my car playing ladder slasher on my mobile I didn’t watch the street and had an accident.
A police officer went by and asked me :
„Didnt you see the lights ?“ I watched my open game and replied : „Sorry sir, but I wasn’t driving. I prefer to skill intelligence and focus on damage.“
His face went red. „So your wife was driving and changed seats that fast ?“
I laughed. „No, she doesn’t. I don’t want to lose proficiencies.“
He came very close to my window and gazed at her. „She smells like fish.“ With a disgusted expression he lifted an eyebrow.
„Oh no. She don’t fish as well. I fear for my rods ofc.“ I got angry - and a bit afraid he smelled I had some beers before I entered the car.
„That smell is probably Rick.“ I told him. "He uses to drink beer and drive.“
That was the point when things got out of control.