Don't read too much into it. People loved comments from a few of them last year, namely ElderSproles, and just blindly upvote them. That guy in particular has had a few that were subpar for roast material but end up at the top of threads anyway.

I'd say they've been relevant very recently
they looked like a contender til carrgoat went down

-What's the difference between Kirk Cousins and fucking your cousin?
Fucking your cousin might actually turn into a long-term deal.


-WAS is the perfect abbreviation for the Redskins.


-The Redskins are constantly reminding the American Indians of their heritage. By getting savaged and destroyed on their home turf.

--Don't forget occasionally getting raped by Buffalo.

Skins killed the Bills in the SB

The best thing about living in Philly is when one team is rebuilding, us fans can fall back on the success of the other three.

I wanna die.

Holy shit the eagles roast is amazing


The best thing I can say about Philly is they have some killer heroin; just ask Andy Reid's son

You gotta admire Marcus Smith’s consistency. He hasn’t been showing up to OTAs, just like he hasn’t shown up to any game in his career.



This post was edited by TarHeels on May 31 2017 05:38pm

Philly roast is strong



The Eagles play in a stadium named after Abraham Lincoln, a man who had greater success during plays.

EDIT for fun fact: The weapon used to shoot Lincoln was called the Philadelphia Deringer, so Philly did that right.

Oh fucking LOL

The best thing I can say about Philly is they have some killer heroin; just ask Andy Reid's son

Got dam

Any more

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won our division more recently than we have...(lions roast)