Id like to hear from christians and jesus believers.

Do you think jesus would be like living in a house with wife and kids, maybe go back to carpentry or even have his own carpentry company?

Or would he be like still preaching his neiighbours about god? Or like on the internet have his website with preachings etc people could buy lessons from.. or whatever!

What do you guys think jesus would be doing right now in life/lifestyle if he was alive back in 2017?

I think he'd be pleasantly surprised at the acceptance and support homosexuality has gained over the past few years. It's well documented that Jesus was a homosexual, after all. At least he would be able to get some dick in the butt without the fear of persecution.

Hopefully we'd all start using better grammar, for one.

You're talking about the scrawny virgin who died in his 30's?

He'd be playing yu-gi-oh hugging his waifu pillow and demanding mary go make him more tendies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This post was edited by Morphmcmanerson on May 23 2017 01:51pm

You means "What Do You Think Jesus Life Would Be Like Left" ? Seems more reasonable.

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=76320482&f=125


.... Nice...

He be saying what he think him be meaning. Gives he an break.

In this day and age he would likely be in an inpatient psych unit

Are we talking about the Republican Jesus, the liberal Jesus, or the real Jesus?

Republican Jesus would live in backwoods Alabama and never be heard of except when he bombs an abortion clinic.

Liberal Jesus would have died when he was 5 from not vaccinating.

Real Jesus would be about where Bazi suggested.