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#31
May 24 2017 03:20am
Quote (cambovenzi @ May 23 2017 05:27pm)


not stealing your neighbors stuff is explicitly recognized in christian teachings and is one of their primary moral imperatives.


...which is pretty socialist. Ending the ability to dip your fingers into your neighbor's cookie jar and then sell those cookies back to him is one of the defining aspects of socialism.

Anywho, I have serious doubts a Jew would ever be elected president in this country. We can't even get Catholics or Mormons on stage without it being an issue.
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#32
May 24 2017 06:05am
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...which is pretty socialist. Ending the ability to dip your fingers into your neighbor's cookie jar and then sell those cookies back to him is one of the defining aspects of socialism.

Anywho, I have serious doubts a Jew would ever be elected president in this country. We can't even get Catholics or Mormons on stage without it being an issue.


you need to work on that argument
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#33
May 24 2017 07:30am
Quote (IceMage @ May 23 2017 02:45pm)
When Jesus comes back he won't be running for office.


Scariest response so far lol
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#34
May 24 2017 07:33am
Quote (cambovenzi @ May 23 2017 07:27pm)
not a logically coherent conclusion.

not stealing your neighbors stuff is explicitly recognized in christian teachings and is one of their primary moral imperatives.


Your neighbor only acquired the wood for his house by taking it when it was not his to begin with, ie theft. Guess the bible, much like libertarians, only acknowledges truths that are comfortable.
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#35
May 27 2017 12:14pm
bump
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#36
May 29 2017 10:24am
Would Jesus fight to steal the health insurance from people with the following conditions?

List is not comprehensive.

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Acne

Acromegaly

AIDS or ARC

Alzheimer's Disease

Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis

Anemia (Aplastic, Cooley's, Hemolytic, Mediterranean or Sickle Cell)

Anxiety

Aortic or Mitral Valve Stenosis

Arteriosclerosis

Arteritis

Asbestosis

Asthma

Bipolar disease

Cancer

Cardiomyopathy

Cerebral Palsy (infantile)

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

Cirrhosis of the Liver

Coagulation Defects

Congestive Heart Failure

Cystic Fibrosis

Demyelinating Disease

Depression

Dermatomyositis

Diabetes

Dialysis

Esophageal Varicosities

Friedreich's Ataxia

Hepatitis (Type B, C or Chronic)

Menstrual irregularities

Multiple Sclerosis

Muscular Dystrophy

Myasthenia Gravis

Obesity

Organ transplants

Paraplegia

Parkinson's Disease

Polycythemia Vera

Pregnancy

Psoriatic Arthritis

Pulmonary Fibrosis

Renal Failure

Sarcoidosis

Scleroderma

Sex reassignment

Sjogren's Syndrome

Sleep apnea

Transsexualism

Tuberculosis


This post was edited by Skinned on May 29 2017 10:25am
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#37
May 29 2017 10:51am
Yeah that bowling guy from the big lebowski would make a neat prez
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#38
May 29 2017 11:00am
Quote (Skinned @ May 29 2017 04:24pm)
Would Jesus fight to steal the health insurance from people with the following conditions?

List is not comprehensive.


I have to reply,.. most of those conditions are cure by removing all assets and money from the victim followed by 1 year in federal prison.
When said victim finally comes out with nothing but an old pair of jeans hes a new and cured man, no more illness.

tl;dr: most of those illnesses are mental.. just ask any federal.

tl;dr2: Mind over matter.. peace of mind = healthy body... other than those genetic illnesses the others are cured instantly by having peace of mind.. fatness for example = lack of peace of mind.

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#39
May 29 2017 11:03am
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I have to reply,.. most of those conditions are cure by removing all assets and money from the victim followed by 1 year in federal prison.
When said victim finally comes out with nothing but an old pair of jeans hes a new and cured man, no more illness.

tl;dr: most of those illnesses are mental.. just ask any federal.


I only count three mental illnesses on that list, and that's if you're a conservative who considers having a sex reassignment a mental illness.

I don't think you can cure diabetes with positive thoughts. However, being in a federal prison for a year and getting treatment will do wonders for previously untreated illnesses.
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May 29 2017 11:28am
Quote (ARURF @ May 29 2017 12:00pm)
I have to reply,.. most of those conditions are cure by removing all assets and money from the victim followed by 1 year in federal prison.
When said victim finally comes out with nothing but an old pair of jeans hes a new and cured man, no more illness.

tl;dr: most of those illnesses are mental.. just ask any federal.

tl;dr2: Mind over matter.. peace of mind = healthy body... other than those genetic illnesses the others are cured instantly by having peace of mind.. fatness for example = lack of peace of mind.


Lol
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