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Apr 27 2017 04:16am
Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
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Jun 2 2017 09:51pm
Yes there's an afterlife
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Jun 9 2017 10:39pm
lol'd
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Aug 10 2017 08:50pm
He must've become Yogi Bear or Boo Boo bear cause I don't know of too many bears that can talk or make phone calls.
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Aug 18 2017 07:40pm
lol thought he was in prisoon
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