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Mar 9 2017 02:55am
Name of your Party: Not Retarded Dickholes
Name of your Vice President:

Names and assignments of your THREE Cabinet members.
Secretary of Shitposting: excellence
Secretary of Hackery: JayKwik
Attorney Troller: TC

Healthcare: British-style
Immigration: Loosen restrictions, streamline process to legal citizenship.
Economy: Encourage re-industrialization and a manufacturing economy. Put people back to work making actual things. Hold banks accountable. Tax companies that outsource heavily. Talk with China and other major trade partners to establish a mutually agreeable tariff policy to provide some protection of local goods.
Taxes: V.A.T., eliminate income tax. Maintain some other forms of taxes, such as estate taxes above 5M in assets. Some protective tariffs.
Deficit: Run a surplus by the 4th term by any means necessary. Cuts to administrative spending; presidential expenses/salary; defense spending. Crack down on corruption and pork barrel spending. Thorough audit of highly paid federal employees, publishing results unflatteringly.
Energy: Support nuclear expansion. Tax cars with MPG < 30 at point of sale. Sign agreement with China to support their green energy policy, and pledge to meet them in their efforts.
Military: Cutbacks to defense spending. Reduce military interventionism but increase humanitarian aid/intervention. Allow other powers (inc. Russia, China) to help deal with worldly problems like the Middle East. Decrease military funding to Israel; economic support leans to incentivize a peaceful solution. Recognize the Palestinian state.
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Mar 9 2017 04:21am
Name of your Party - Foreign Superiority
Name of your Vice President - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Names and assignments of your THREE Cabinet members.

Healthcare: Single Payer. Mandated. Motivate cities to create bike-friendly infrastructure. Motivate healthy living by eliminating food deserts and taxing unhealthy foods.
Immigration: Create lower demand for immigration by increasing the amount of trade schools in the country and decreasing the influx of refugees through foreign policy.
Economy: Environment first, economy second. Minimum wage increase according to purchasing power. No mercy for big banks and big business.
Taxes: High taxes on pollution and unhealthy living. Inheritance tax. New income tax bracket above 1m. Fewer tax breaks both for lower and middle incomes.
Deficit: Decrease defense spending and the single payer system should lower the budget enough.
Energy: Huge focus on renewables. No more new coal plants. Old coal plants can only be replaced by renewables. 5B a year goes into fusion research.
Military: Instead of global power projection scale back to continental power projection. Large focus on diplomacy instead of military.

This post was edited by balrog66 on Mar 9 2017 04:22am
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Quote (balrog66 @ Mar 9 2017 05:21am)
Name of your Party - Foreign Superiority
Name of your Vice President - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Names and assignments of your THREE Cabinet members.

Healthcare: Single Payer. Mandated. Motivate cities to create bike-friendly infrastructure. Motivate healthy living by eliminating food deserts and taxing unhealthy foods.
Immigration: Create lower demand for immigration by increasing the amount of trade schools in the country and decreasing the influx of refugees through foreign policy.
Economy: Environment first, economy second. Minimum wage increase according to purchasing power. No mercy for big banks and big business.
Taxes: High taxes on pollution and unhealthy living. Inheritance tax. New income tax bracket above 1m. Fewer tax breaks both for lower and middle incomes.
Deficit: Decrease defense spending and the single payer system should lower the budget enough.
Energy: Huge focus on renewables. No more new coal plants. Old coal plants can only be replaced by renewables. 5B a year goes into fusion research.
Military: Instead of global power projection scale back to continental power projection. Large focus on diplomacy instead of military.





Sounds like Holland. :)
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Mar 9 2017 07:58am
Name of your Party: Empire of the United States
Name of your Vice President: none
Names and assignments of your THREE Cabinet members: None, the totalitarian oligarchy would be run by a senate comprised of elected scientist, 3 from each branch of science/engineering, only top 15% intelligence can vote or be appointed.

Healthcare: Free competition for plebians, people of top 25% intelligence have option of heavily subsidized health care

Immigration: must have a background check done, all illegals placed in forced labor camps until they have produced enough wealth to pau for their tocket back to where they came from

Economy: Lead the way in developing weapons and convince other countries to rely on the empire for protection and charge them for said protection.

Taxes: similar to current system, no benefit for high intelligence individuals. Loopholes closed.

Deficit: go back to Iraq and get the oil, stop giving countries like israel money to buy defense and force them to pay for us to defend them

Energy: solar and wind, nuclear for any other need

Military: similar to what we have now, cut out making bases that arent paid for by the peopl we are defending

This all hinges on the possibility that a test can be developed that has >95% accuracy for intelligence

I didnt use the currwnt congress rip
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Mar 9 2017 08:36am
taco thursdays every week
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Mar 9 2017 08:39am
Quote (Ghot @ 9 Mar 2017 03:31)

Everyday I see folks bitching about how Trump does things. Well here's your chance to do better.


the only one bitching here is you; trump got months and a whole campaign crew, with political experts, to help him doing his choices.




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Mar 9 2017 09:57am
The Emperor's Will
Preston Jacobs
Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly

Healthcare: Universal coverage for all American citizens. Any form of medicine that is "alternative" is not funded. People have to pay for their own acupuncturists. If someone is diagnosed with a terminal illness, they will be granted the option of trying unapproved experimental drugs. Doctors will be required by law to have all overweight patients on a medically supervised diet. The definition of overweight and obese will rely heavily on BMI but can be contested with a body fat test.

All obese Americans must pay a fee: For hospitalization and surgery, 15% of medical costs with a cap of $10,000. They must also pay for prescription medication, but no more than $100 for a month's supply of a single drug.

All overweight Americans must pay a fee: For hospitalization and surgery, 10% of medical costs with a cap of $5,000.

This puts into place a plan where Americans are given very strong incentives to drop weight. If lower income Americans cannot afford to pay, they have the opportunity to reduce their weight, and are given the window of what three doctors declare is the quickest healthy way they can get their lbs down with an additional three months. If they fail in this, the costs are adjusted to reflect the progress they've made.

All non-citizens (tourists, visa holders, dreamers, etc.) pay a fee if they must go to a hospital: 20% of their medical costs with a cap of $10,000. If they must see a doctor, they must pay $50 for the visit and only have prescription medicine subsidized for half the cost.

Immigration: We build a wall across the southern border, 25 yards tall. All illegal immigrants are removed from the nation. For anyone who argues we need them to do the jobs that pay to low and that Americans won't do, we send them to labor camps for advocating their progressive serfdom. We will not be known as the nation that exploits labor

Current "DREAMers" can stay, but are never eligible to receive citizenship unless they self-deport and start from square one. Future DREAMers are not forgiven and are deported with their parents/guardians. Birthright citizenship is ended.

Our focus on immigration looks to Europe once again, to better preserve and restore the demographic makeup of the nation prior to the horrible 1960s reforms. We only accept people who are better than what we have, placing high standards on all those who want to live here. Marriage and family in the US are no longer good enough to qualify for citizenship.

Economy: All forms of energy production are encouraged, clean energy is subsidized with intense oversight to ensure no fraud is occurring. The minimum wage is increased to $13 an hour and indexed to productivity, and is thereby adjusted every two years. Anyone who says they cannot afford to pay this wage are immediately put in labor camps for the crime of suggesting they should have the right to exploit people due to some "small or medium business class" nonsense.

Regulations are scaled back, save for workplace safety rules. Those too will be scaled back, but more carefully. After all, workplace injury was on a steady decline prior to OSHA.

International trade is negotiated in a way that allows the United States to maintain a strong manufacturing base as well as a thriving service economy.

Most importantly. We nationalize the banks. We will no longer allow the economic health of our nation be determined by Jewish bankers.

Taxes: "I Like Ike" tax policy recreated, the wealthy are taxed more heavily. Celebrities are required to pay at a higher rate than others in their income brackets.

Deficit: Efforts will be made to reduce and eliminate the deficit with tax reform and spending cuts. Tax increases alone cannot end the deficit, so a nation wide look into wasteful spending must occur.

Energy: All forms encouraged, clean subsidized.

Military: Our enemies will die screaming.


This post was edited by PlasmaSnake101 on Mar 9 2017 09:58am
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Quote (PlasmaSnake101 @ Mar 9 2017 08:57am)
Military: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.


FTFY
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Also, very pleased with this new liberal PlasmaSnake.

This post was edited by BardOfXiix on Mar 9 2017 12:07pm
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Mar 9 2017 12:11pm
Quote (PlasmaSnake101 @ Mar 9 2017 10:57am)
The Emperor's Will
Preston Jacobs
Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly

Healthcare: Universal coverage for all American citizens. Any form of medicine that is "alternative" is not funded. People have to pay for their own acupuncturists. If someone is diagnosed with a terminal illness, they will be granted the option of trying unapproved experimental drugs. Doctors will be required by law to have all overweight patients on a medically supervised diet. The definition of overweight and obese will rely heavily on BMI but can be contested with a body fat test.

All obese Americans must pay a fee: For hospitalization and surgery, 15% of medical costs with a cap of $10,000. They must also pay for prescription medication, but no more than $100 for a month's supply of a single drug.

All overweight Americans must pay a fee: For hospitalization and surgery, 10% of medical costs with a cap of $5,000.

This puts into place a plan where Americans are given very strong incentives to drop weight. If lower income Americans cannot afford to pay, they have the opportunity to reduce their weight, and are given the window of what three doctors declare is the quickest healthy way they can get their lbs down with an additional three months. If they fail in this, the costs are adjusted to reflect the progress they've made.

All non-citizens (tourists, visa holders, dreamers, etc.) pay a fee if they must go to a hospital: 20% of their medical costs with a cap of $10,000. If they must see a doctor, they must pay $50 for the visit and only have prescription medicine subsidized for half the cost.

Immigration: We build a wall across the southern border, 25 yards tall. All illegal immigrants are removed from the nation. For anyone who argues we need them to do the jobs that pay to low and that Americans won't do, we send them to labor camps for advocating their progressive serfdom. We will not be known as the nation that exploits labor

Current "DREAMers" can stay, but are never eligible to receive citizenship unless they self-deport and start from square one. Future DREAMers are not forgiven and are deported with their parents/guardians. Birthright citizenship is ended.

Our focus on immigration looks to Europe once again, to better preserve and restore the demographic makeup of the nation prior to the horrible 1960s reforms. We only accept people who are better than what we have, placing high standards on all those who want to live here. Marriage and family in the US are no longer good enough to qualify for citizenship.

Economy: All forms of energy production are encouraged, clean energy is subsidized with intense oversight to ensure no fraud is occurring. The minimum wage is increased to $13 an hour and indexed to productivity, and is thereby adjusted every two years. Anyone who says they cannot afford to pay this wage are immediately put in labor camps for the crime of suggesting they should have the right to exploit people due to some "small or medium business class" nonsense.

Regulations are scaled back, save for workplace safety rules. Those too will be scaled back, but more carefully. After all, workplace injury was on a steady decline prior to OSHA.

International trade is negotiated in a way that allows the United States to maintain a strong manufacturing base as well as a thriving service economy.

Most importantly. We nationalize the banks. We will no longer allow the economic health of our nation be determined by Jewish bankers.

Taxes: "I Like Ike" tax policy recreated, the wealthy are taxed more heavily. Celebrities are required to pay at a higher rate than others in their income brackets.

Deficit: Efforts will be made to reduce and eliminate the deficit with tax reform and spending cuts. Tax increases alone cannot end the deficit, so a nation wide look into wasteful spending must occur.

Energy: All forms encouraged, clean subsidized.

Military: Our enemies will die screaming.


i like your fat people policies
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Mar 9 2017 12:14pm
Id make a pard regular a mod and leave the country to avoid assassination
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