hello
this guy is named after my good friend ben
before making him, i though to myself, what is the absolute gayest, shittiest, most dank fag piece of shit character that would accurately represent my friend?
this is what i came up with
i have no idea how these guys work but we're gonna find out

unlike my other one i'm going to use extended stash for this one
having a regular stash just is a fucking bummer and i hate it
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had to do the entire half of this over again because i went afk to get a class of coke and got ultra fucked by a zombie
we're not gonna talk about that tho
no more deaths


hazzuh

now this was a fucking nightmare
you wouldn't have known if i was battling fucking uber diablo right here
never in my life have i sucked so much dicks while battling blood raven
i had to town to restock on POTIONS about 3 times (???)
it was just insane how much of a struggle this was
i mean look at my fucking health wtf
im like level 8 or 9 and i have over 200


had to chase this cunt all over the fucking graveyard
the worst part of this ordeal is how slow my fhr is
i guess it's accurate in the sense that it's exactly how you'd think a fucking bear would recover from getting hit with an arrow
but between trying to swat her with my bear claws i'd hit her like 1/10 times
idk if this is a good sign or not


all garbage

i'm killing things fairly well at this point
but i'm dying mega quickly
idk why
maybe its just im not used to melee chars but holy shit the going to town for pots at level 10 is discouraging


which one's treehead and which one's the badass motherfucking werebear
you dont know


griswold was easy after i got maul
probably the fastest i've ever killed the guy

use oak sage lol

lol
kinda completely forgot about that little guy
thanks buddy

pretty godly drop from griswold


so a ghost or some shit just dropped this
im so used to ignoring these things that i kinda walked by and was like wait


more than doubles my damage
i dont care that its 2 handed because im not going to miss my shitty white buckler anyhow
also leveled and got sage
i have over 400 health wtf
this is crazy to me
my goodness

pretty sweet


killed this bitch hella easy
few swats per guy


typical

going to do a few countess runs and see if i can't get a stealth on the go
in the meantime, i non-nonchalantly opened up a crypt and this fucking thing popped out of it
what a fucking RUSH


so wtf do i do with this
my min damage is 3 times as much but my max damage is cut in half
idk what to do


1/2

Good luck here.

No

How > oak for bear

you'll miss attack rating, not life

I am honoured to be thought of and represented as the absolute gayest, shittiest most dank fag piece of shit there is.

Unlike your other shitter characters this one will defeat hell Baal.