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Feb 14 2017 10:22pm
Once forgot to wear undies under me shorts that had a big rip in them. balls were dangling out whilst hitting the incline. Lucky a rand told me
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Feb 14 2017 10:24pm
A butterfaced girl who always grunts when she deadlifts farted and I pretended not to hear it, she's extremely out going and chuckled at herself because she knew nobody else heard it except for me and on the outside I pretended to be immersed in my phone/music but on the inside I was laughing and puking blood made out of laughs anyway she never looks me in the eye anymore that ugly bitch.
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Feb 14 2017 10:31pm
Quote (Smegma @ Feb 15 2017 03:24pm)
A butterfaced girl who always grunts when she deadlifts farted and I pretended not to hear it, she's extremely out going and chuckled at herself because she knew nobody else heard it except for me and on the outside I pretended to be immersed in my phone/music but on the inside I was laughing and puking blood made out of laughs anyway she never looks me in the eye anymore that ugly bitch.


got to watch for them butterfacde sluzzas
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Feb 14 2017 10:48pm
tried to bench 135

Failed


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Feb 14 2017 11:07pm
Fuckin water.
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Feb 15 2017 01:34am
Some weirdo asked me to smack his back before he did a lift to hype him up.

It was a fucking lat pull down ffs.
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Feb 15 2017 04:47am
Quote (Kaiceps @ Feb 15 2017 07:34am)
Some weirdo asked me to smack his back before he did a lift to hype him up.

It was a fucking lat pull down ffs.



Smack his fucking back bro.

Probably ripped shorts at the bottom of a squat.

E: or my headphones being pulled out while listening to Barbie girl

This post was edited by ozzyarmy3 on Feb 15 2017 04:47am
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Feb 15 2017 05:45am
I wear underwear to the gym without pants. Not really awkward, but maybe for someone else it is

E/ actually I tried wearing some cheap tights without underwear and did my entire sumo dl and squat workout in em, when I got home I sat down and spread my legs and noticed that I could see right through them. I violated everyone at the gym that day with my see through tights.
Was wondering why i was getting a few odd looks

This post was edited by turtol on Feb 15 2017 05:47am
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Quote (turtol @ Feb 15 2017 11:45am)
I wear underwear to the gym without pants. Not really awkward, but maybe for someone else it is

E/ actually I tried wearing some cheap tights without underwear and did my entire sumo dl and squat workout in em, when I got home I sat down and spread my legs and noticed that I could see right through them. I violated everyone at the gym that day with my see through tights.
Was wondering why i was getting a few odd looks



didn't know hard dicks gave odd looks, nice 2 know
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Feb 15 2017 08:08am
Quote (wesley123 @ Feb 15 2017 01:07am)
Fuckin water.


can be caught violently choking on a sip of water that went down the wrong pipe most frequently.

i'm not sure how natural selection has even allowed me to live this long due to that fact alone.
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