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Mar 9 2017 04:07pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Feb 6 2017 09:42pm)
Sorry to whoever I called the 'R word'. I guess that was worth a report. Regardless, I'm not returning


That's too bad. A dog isn't too difficult to train and love, but losing out on that would be horrible. I'm gonna quote Ted here.

Man to man, I really fucking hope you get Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Mar 9 2017 09:45pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Feb 2 2017 09:14pm)
No because a human life does not have a monetary value...


Actually you can calculate this, by calculating what people choose to purchase vs their increased risk of dying. Example: paying 5000 bucks more for safer car that increases survival by 1%. Find OG chance of survial, let's say .05%, increase that percentage by 1%, divide 5000 by that percentage, and you have their stated value of their life. (around 10mil in this bogus number example)
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Mar 9 2017 09:47pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Feb 1 2017 06:51pm)
Found a lost puppy a few days ago
The owner had put up reward posters for returning the puppy but didn't specify the amount of the reward
When I texted him about the reward he said it was a $100
This breed of puppy sells for $1500
I told the owner his reward for returning the puppy needs to at least match the selling price of the puppy because I could just sell it if all he was going to offer is $100

Still waiting to hear back from the owner
Puppy's just chilling out in my garage until then


LMFAO

idk why this was funny.

I wouldn't have done this in practice because I like feeling like a white knight sometimes.
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Mar 10 2017 04:40pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Feb 1 2017 07:51pm)
Found a lost puppy a few days ago
The owner had put up reward posters for returning the puppy but didn't specify the amount of the reward
When I texted him about the reward he said it was a $100
This breed of puppy sells for $1500
I told the owner his reward for returning the puppy needs to at least match the selling price of the puppy because I could just sell it if all he was going to offer is $100

Still waiting to hear back from the owner
Puppy's just chilling out in my garage until then



wtf is wrong with you
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Mar 11 2017 07:20am
Quote (leemyungbak @ Mar 9 2017 10:45pm)
Actually you can calculate this, by calculating what people choose to purchase vs their increased risk of dying. Example: paying 5000 bucks more for safer car that increases survival by 1%. Find OG chance of survial, let's say .05%, increase that percentage by 1%, divide 5000 by that percentage, and you have their stated value of their life. (around 10mil in this bogus number example)


Good point
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Mar 12 2017 12:06am
I would probably track your phone number for 1 dollar via the internet and beat you senseless
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Mar 12 2017 09:20am
Lol @ kill the puppy
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Mar 12 2017 09:41pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Feb 1 2017 09:51pm)
Found a lost puppy a few days ago
The owner had put up reward posters for returning the puppy but didn't specify the amount of the reward
When I texted him about the reward he said it was a $100
This breed of puppy sells for $1500
I told the owner his reward for returning the puppy needs to at least match the selling price of the puppy because I could just sell it if all he was going to offer is $100

Still waiting to hear back from the owner
Puppy's just chilling out in my garage until then


if i owned the puppy n i found out who u were... cops would be at ur house. ur a dickhead
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Mar 13 2017 11:23am
Quote (Froggie420 @ Mar 12 2017 09:41pm)
if i owned the puppy n i found out who u were... cops would be at ur house. ur a dickhead


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Mar 14 2017 04:50am
Quote (Swiftor @ Feb 2 2017 09:30pm)
You turned a rescue into a ransom?

A reward is offered as a gesture for helping, not to reimburse any kind of monetary value placed on the item.


+1

PLUS MADE ME LOL
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