Literally no one is coming to your mom's basement to kill you.

needs more caricature

Jews are one people. We're not all egoistic like you.

Non fascist Jews support Clinton.

I.e. all of them.

And when you turn 18 you're automatically enrolled into the army, of basement dwellers who endlessly back the regime online from across the globe.

That's a good sign he's doing something right.

It is?

aren't you being a hypocrite?

In the sense that the republican jewish vote came from a blind support for Israeli apartheid, and Trump has chilled AIPAC enough to lose the fascists.