Can ez make a makeshift bandage with your clothes

Depends how bad the stab is I guess as far as walking

This post was edited by Voyaging on Sep 18 2016 08:32pm

painfully saying eye

gl doing that in massive pain and going into shock. arterial bleeding won't be helped by a bandage anyways.

eye is really the only practical option assuming there is restraint to ensure its only the eye that gets damaged. it's all bad and likely death if the kidnapper is going to full strength/large knife you in any of those spots.

Can call an ambalamps

I only need three of mine anyway.

Pretry much this. Eye is best option assuming no risk to brain injury, otherwise it's just a coin flip between the other 3

come on am I the only one who picked penis?

I thought that was the most practical of the choices?

I mean mine takes a pounding constantly and never heard any complaints from it.......

Butthole might not be as cosmetic but you're gonna have shit ton (hehe) of issues dealing with that. You will probably need a partial colectomy depending on knife size and have daily problems after that.

Hesitantly chose testicle. I am also making the assumption the the kidnappers intention is not to kill me but just cause physical/psychological harm, and will consequently cauterize my weeping ball.

This post was edited by Bazi on Sep 19 2016 12:12pm

I would choose testicle and refer the kidnapper to a north american professional vasectomy surgeon to make the job

Why is this shitpost thread still open?

Oh, wait......shit mods. Almost forgot.