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Sep 11 2016 03:09am
So it was my birthday, turning 36 and excited about the upcomming day.
I woke up and went downstairs in the living room where my two kids were playing and my wife was making breakfast. No one seemed to care it's my birthday. They were acting casual as always.. seems like they forgot about it.
Then I went to see my parents, but they seemed to forgot it's my birthday too.. dissapointing.
I finally went to work where my colleagues were in a middle of a working crisis and barely noticed i'm there..
After a long and disapointing day my secretary asked me if I want to go out for a drink. We went to a bar close to office and had a few drinks. Than she asked if I can walk her home.
When we reached her home she asked if I want to come in and I said yes..
When we walked in she asked me to wait till she goes in her bedroom for a bit. She walked in and three minutes later my kids, my wife, my parents and a few of my colleagues were rushing outta her bedroom shouting "Surprise!!"
I was so shocked standing on her couch... naked...
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Sep 11 2016 11:16pm
Quote (Mindfield @ Sep 11 2016 06:09am)
So it was my birthday, turning 36 and excited about the upcomming day.
I woke up and went downstairs in the living room where my two kids were playing and my wife was making breakfast. No one seemed to care it's my birthday. They were acting casual as always.. seems like they forgot about it.
Then I went to see my parents, but they seemed to forgot it's my birthday too.. dissapointing.
I finally went to work where my colleagues were in a middle of a working crisis and barely noticed i'm there..
After a long and disapointing day my secretary asked me if I want to go out for a drink. We went to a bar close to office and had a few drinks. Than she asked if I can walk her home.
When we reached her home she asked if I want to come in and I said yes..
When we walked in she asked me to wait till she goes in her bedroom for a bit. She walked in and three minutes later my kids, my wife, my parents and a few of my colleagues were rushing outta her bedroom shouting "Surprise!!"
I was so shocked standing on her couch... naked...


not really a joke........


but def awkward.
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Sep 11 2016 11:51pm
Quote (D3AliD3 @ Sep 11 2016 10:16pm)
not really a joke........


but def awkward.


Do you have a better joke?
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Sep 12 2016 12:11am
Quote (SeaOfJeh @ Sep 12 2016 02:51am)
Do you have a better joke?


you mean, do I have a joke?

yes, I posted it.


Do you have a joke? or just that multi account?



YES, you made an account to first post on a D2 jsp in the jokers forum.
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Sep 12 2016 12:37am
At least the other guys joke made me smile. Yours made me want to roll my eyes but that's too much credit.

As for your negative attitude towards newcomers, no comment :)
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Sep 12 2016 02:09am
Quote (SeaOfJeh @ Sep 12 2016 03:37am)
At least the other guys joke made me smile. Yours made me want to roll my eyes but that's too much credit.

As for your negative attitude towards newcomers, no comment :)


nice multi
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Sep 13 2016 01:33pm
Guys, this forum should make us laught, not fight :)
Chill out please.
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Sep 13 2016 06:55pm
Quote (Mindfield @ Sep 13 2016 12:33pm)
Guys, this forum should make us laught, not fight :)
Chill out please.


Ten four rubber ducky!
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Dec 6 2016 07:20pm
Quote (Mindfield @ Sep 13 2016 02:33pm)
Guys, this forum should make us laught, not fight :)
Chill out please.


this sub is on its last breath :/

Revival Needed!
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Dec 7 2016 12:45am
was a goood one thanks
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