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Aug 21 2016 11:54am
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 21 2016 12:52pm)
I like the part where you can't stay out of a thread that I wrote and you're crying because you don't understand it, and yet you think that I'm the one who's 'triggered' here.

I also like the part where you can't prove Eris doesn't exist. Get rekt.


I think you need to lay off the drugs
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Aug 21 2016 11:54am
Abaꞌ Binniꞌliꞌ is the only god and you should know this!
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Aug 21 2016 11:56am
Quote (Subwoofer @ 21 Aug 2016 09:54)
Abaꞌ Binniꞌliꞌ is the only god and you should know this!


Per the Five Commandments of Discordianism, I'm not to have any other Goddesses before dinnertime, so hmu in like 8 hours or so

Quote (Saucisson6000 @ 21 Aug 2016 09:53)
Hail Eris!


All Hail Discordia!

Quote (stimpy6298 @ 21 Aug 2016 09:54)
I think you need to lay off the drugs


And I think you need to slow down with the triggered posts because seeing a thread by me got you upset. :(
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Aug 21 2016 11:56am
Post the 5 commandments. My one true God is female too, I know when I call her barbelo that bothers the shit out of you,
but they communicate with us puny humans in a way that we might understand.
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Aug 21 2016 11:57am
Quote (MaliceMizer @ Aug 21 2016 12:56pm)
Post the 5 commandments. My one true God is female too, I know when I call her barbelo that bothers the shit out of you,
but they communicate with us puny humans in a way that we might understand.


great post you and op should become great friends
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You did a thing there, pal, and I just want you to know that I seent it.


Thank you, senpai.
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Aug 21 2016 11:58am
Quote (MaliceMizer @ 21 Aug 2016 09:56)
Post the 5 commandments. My one true God is female too, I know when I call her barbelo that bothers the shit out of you,
but they communicate with us puny humans in a way that we might understand.


I was totally wrong, that law is not part of the Pentabarf and thus almost certainly only applicable when I feel like it.


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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.


KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.
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Aug 21 2016 12:01pm
successfully triggered by kyle_lowbreed
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Aug 21 2016 12:07pm
is that some religion for morbidly obese people? do they worship donuts and twinkies?

This post was edited by duffman316 on Aug 21 2016 12:07pm
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Aug 21 2016 12:09pm
Quote (stimpy6298 @ 21 Aug 2016 12:54)
I think you need to lay off the drugs


The most powerful women in the world would recognize what he's preaching.








Quote (stimpy6298 @ 21 Aug 2016 12:57)
great post you and op should become great friends


We gonna kick it soon. He took me up on an offer of fellowship B)

This post was edited by MaliceMizer on Aug 21 2016 12:11pm
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