A girl once was confessing to a priest.
Girl : Forgive me father for I Have sinned.
Priest : What have you done my child ?
Girl : I called a man a son of the bitch.
Priest : Why did you call him a son of the bitch ?
Girl : Because he touched my hand."
Priest : Like this ? (as he touches her hand)
Girl : Yes father.
Priest : That's no reason to call a man a son of the bitch.
Girl : Then he touched my breast.
Priest : Like this ? (as he touched her breast)
Girl : Yes father.
Priest : That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch.
Girl : Then he took off my clothes, father.
Priest : Like this ? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : Yes father.
Priest : That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch.
Girl : Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.
Priest : Like this ? (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!
Priest : (after a few minutes) That's no Reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl : But father he had AIDS!
Priest : THAT SON Of A BITCH!!!