A man got stoppe by a Game Warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night i take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: Well this i got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: Well??
Man: What?
Warden: The fish!! Where's your pet fish!?
Man: What fish??



Cops: Open up!
Me: I don't want tickets to your ball!
Cops: We don't have balls!
Cops: "slow clap" well played.

gay

lol ^

iso more

First was funny

What's your favorite game?

Poker.

Why's that?

Because i get to eat all the fish!

Hahahahah

This guy is trying to troll on litterally ever thread i've seen him on, god his life must suck

he's in a wheelchair that's why, can't spell "troll" without "roll".

LoL.