he married my ex wife

and we both hate her

Once upon a time your mom, aunt, niece divorced their partner, your friends mom, aunt, niece divorced their partner, your first girlfriends mom, aunt, niece divorced their partner
Fast forward to current year and here we are with you pissing me off

I divorced her for her "modeling" money

How annoying.

I divorced her because she smelled like tunabelly

Boom, divorce statistics disproved, headshot, rampage, killing spree

Thats why i married her

Eventually she started like wet dog

brokenheartsville

population: 2 +hookers

I like wet dog