Can some1 translate this real quick, would be much appreciated!

Un but commenté par un Ounas en plein rêve : « Je contrôle, je frappe sans me poser de questions et ça va au fond ! Ça fait du bien à l’équipe et au moral. Je n’ai pas réalisé de suite, comme à Lorient, mais, plus le temps passe, plus je cogite et plus je vois que c’est réel ! Ça fait plaisir ». Systématiquement remplaçant, Ounas a claqué 2 buts en 3 apparitions en Ligue 1, soit 102 minutes. Il est le deuxième meilleur buteur du club avec Saivet et Plasil. « Là, le coach m’a fait entrer un peu plus tôt dans le match, j’ai su saisir ma chance et ça a payé. Mais c’est surtout un but important pour l’équipe », a-t-il confié suite à la rencontre.

A goal by Unas commented in a dream : "I control, I hit without asking questions and it goes to the bottom ! It's good for the team and morale . I did not realize on, as in Lorient, but the more time passes , the more I Ponder and I see that it's real ! It's nice . " Systematically replacing Unas slammed two goals in three appearances in Ligue 1 , or 102 minutes . It is the second top scorer with Saivet and Plasil . "There, the coach brought me a little earlier in the game, I seized my chance and it paid off . But it is especially an important goal for the team, " he told following the meeting .

You didn't just use a translater right? just doesn't sound that coherent to me,

You asked "real quick", hence the google translate, which is pretty consistent tbh

okay I mean slower than real quck then, I cn google translate my self obviously.

i need it 100% correct.

This post was edited by DgRade150 on Jan 26 2016 05:38am

my english small

somebody heeeeeelp me (singing voice)

Ounas scores an amazing goal,his palms are sweaty,his mouth is wild open, his dick is hard... thats the best day of his life...

But wait...

Ounas wakes up...he was dreaming

Ounas is just a looser he cant do shit with his life

mom's spaghetti