let me tell you what Christianity is.

One time, recorded in history books! A roman emperor declared he was God, and demanded that everyone worship him as such. Then there was a riot in France. Centurions killed every rebel. Then the centurions noticed all rebels had crosses at their necks. The centurions had crosses too. Then the leader of the centurions was summoned to the Roman Emperor, to get his reward. The centurion leader refused to bow to the Roman Emperor. He was beheaded and is now a cristian martir, recorded in christian archives.

Let this be a lesson to all: fkn bow to the Roman Emperor!

reminds me of the time Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego refused to bow down to Nebuchadnezzar and worship his image, so they were thrown into a furnace as punishment... until the lord our god saved them from the fire

well God didn't save that centurion leader

God is sovereign. Sometimes He chooses to save people and sometimes He does not. He always has a good reason.

whom did Jesus kill ? He killed Lazarus. Oh wait, ermmmmm ...

I want to come to heaven but I feel so lazy and worthless that I wont be accepted!

A god that knows all and can do all can literally have no good reason to let people go to hell by definition.

watch Rambo 4 and tell me those murdering bastards in Burma dont deserve to go to hell

Jesus did not kill Lazarus. He raised Lazarus from the dead.

DID JESUS RISE FROM THE DEAD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3mBFsfdYU