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Jan 17 2016 05:46am
1v1, duo, trio, full queue, I'm boss as fuck at thief. I got staff down like a mothefucker. I love it, I can burst so hard your moms vagina quivers every time I muster a finishing blow/ and your dad enjoys the face full of cum.

Let me know my acc is rukia.4802 I bought the xpac on my original acc, post on a similar acc @ the forums just for posting rights, goddamn I am so drunk and gotta work tomorrow. I love you guys I wish I could force all of your cocks collectively in my anus simulatneously until I Jizzed blood from being rammed so hard.

Scott your penis is like an icecream cone with the mysterious flavor on it, or bubblegum. You know how you used to eat the bubblegum icecream and basically swallowed it every time well I wanna swallow your manjuices on purpose and shortly after I want to fondle your balls until you fallasleep. Then I'll suckyour rock hard throbbing cock off but not before I force it up into my gaping asshole. I fondle scottts dick, hoping it wil be the end of my lusteneance suffering, but he bends over, my dick immediately springs into action, offers him a drink, a ride home, to suck his cock, you know, regularl shit.

Once more the powerpuff niggas make an appearance, but this is no normal transaction, no. They are actually trannies now, with floppy dicks waving every which way, I immediately began sucking the nearest penis I saw but their power was so great that I had to go SSJ4 in order to suck them alllllllll properly. I am a perfectionist. When you suck a dick, one must know how to. There is a huge difference. For example

One time I had this fat bitch ( no offense ) suck me off and she was so ruff on my dick it hurt like hell the next morning. Girls, you gotta take care of that shit. I understand sucking the penis may not be the highlight of your day but if you're gonna do it, DO IT RIGHT. I mean when I suck Scotts penis I know exactly what he wants. I will carresse that shit until it's hard then begin licking lightly to get him hard and once that shit is like rock cement I will shove it up my ass but I aint a faggot just sayin we only fuck each other as homies so itaint gay. the powerpuff nggas aint got shit on us cuz when I s uck Scotts penis I swallow like a REAL man. I mean if you suck dick, you swallow.

If you don't swallow, yoiu're a fuckin bitich. Scott would fill my tummy with so much cum I would then discharge all over his face and we would exchange cum-feces just for a good time. It's only natural.

I am shitfaced as fuck no idea what I just wrote but ye I upgraded my MAIN acc to HoT so anyone that wants to be carried by #1 thief in NA hit up rukia.4802
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Jan 17 2016 11:54pm
I made myself laugh so hard after reading this

what the fuck
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Jan 17 2016 11:56pm
who cares
Jan 18 2016 02:38am
Inappropriate Post Content
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Jan 18 2016 02:42am
TLDR version: he's offensive and he finds this gay
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Jan 18 2016 02:55am
Quote (NumbSouls @ Jan 18 2016 01:42am)
TLDR version: he's offensive and he finds this gay


Nothing I said is gay.
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Jan 18 2016 04:16am
you need a massive personality check
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Jan 19 2016 09:15am
Jesus fucking hell. I fucking loved the post. I was loling so hard. Great one man! Hard to read when your phone is jerking from lolong... And other things. :love: Rukia. Shit on these plebs.
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Jan 19 2016 05:43pm
Quote (HEAVENSHAKINGSWORD @ Jan 18 2016 10:16am)
you need a massive personality check


I'm waiting for him to stick his personality up your arse and then let me taste your humiliation as I suck it dry.
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Jan 19 2016 06:16pm
Quote (AirJohnny @ Jan 19 2016 05:43pm)
I'm waiting for him to stick his personality up your arse and then let me taste your humiliation as I suck it dry.


like its not even funny...
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