Quote (the_rest @ Oct 22 2015 11:57pm)
Jesus said to his disciples: "Pray like this:"
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ijlzth.jpgafter you say Amen, you can say something like: "And Lord, please give me 1 million dollars soon, thanx"
Guy: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Guy: How much is a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Guy: Can I have a penny?
God: Sure, in a minute.