Quote (WrathOfGod1337 @ Sep 1 2015 07:55am)
DM had a line about beating on a fetus like a pinata that was pretty good.
just read that then
for anyone that still wants to read this goodie
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No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother fucker I have ever seen, and that's saying something considering there's a lot of ugly mother fuckers on d2jsp. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
Shit's disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. We can't even talk to you and act like we like you with you looking like that. Then you have the nerve to insult us, talk about the pot calling the kettle black...