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Mar 22 2017 09:50am
Quote (Santara @ Mar 22 2017 04:56am)
You should hold your breath until I do.


I certainly wont be doing that but rest assured - i'll be laughing till you do. ;)
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Mar 25 2017 05:55pm
Just some helpful scientific advice in case you need it.

Here are top ten ways to repel or kill a vampire.

10. Lock your doors
9. Stock up on garlic
8. Keep the faith
7. Keep the count counting
6. The classic stake-through-the-heart
5. Kill the leader
4. Silver projectiles
3. Sunlight, maybe.
2. Religious symbols like crosses, holy water...
1. Tell him the Earth is Flat.

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Mar 28 2017 04:27pm
Quote (card_sultan @ Mar 25 2017 04:55pm)
Just some helpful scientific advice in case you need it.

Here are top ten ways to repel or kill a vampire.

...
1. Tell him the Earth is Flat.


I guess he COULD die of laughter.
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Mar 28 2017 07:18pm
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I guess he COULD die of laughter.


Vampires like gravity are not real. You kill them with the truth.
So do you think Vampires are real - omg i'm dying from laughter.
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Mar 28 2017 07:25pm
Quote (card_sultan @ Mar 28 2017 07:18pm)
Vampires like gravity are not real. You kill them with the truth.
So do you think Vampires are real - omg i'm dying from laughter.


you mean tell them the earth is a sphere? because... it sounds like you are saying the earth is flat which is 100% wrong
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Mar 28 2017 07:51pm
Quote (caswallen @ Mar 28 2017 03:25pm)
you mean tell them the earth is a sphere? because... it sounds like you are saying the earth is flat which is 100% wrong


When will anyone prove the Earth is a sphere - when?
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Mar 28 2017 08:01pm
Quote (card_sultan @ Mar 28 2017 07:51pm)
When will anyone prove the Earth is a sphere - when?


it's so sad that people still think the earth is flat... it makes me feel bad for the mentally challenged...
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Mar 28 2017 08:11pm
but then I realize that some mentally challenged people do know the earth is sphere... and that gives me hope for them...
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