http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/15/406986457/mitt-romney-to-fight-evander-holyfield-you-read-that-right

inb4 joke about getting beat by another black man.

His promotion video says:

"Critics say I'm out of touch... How do you fight that? By taking on the former heavy-weight champion of the world."

All the pandering in the world won't get him the black vote after this cringe.

Good. Hope he gets hit square in the temple and permanently loses control of his motor functions and speech centre.

just a tad too far don't you think?

Oh man.. that was so painful.

Nah, he's Mormon, Vivienne wishes death on him irl.

euuuugghhhhhhh

Yea... I guess motor functions was unnecessary. I'll stick to just speech center based brain damage.



For once my comment has very little to do with his religion.

Although Mormonism is fucking ridiculous as religions go...

and here I was secretly thinking it would be great if Holyfield went into beast mode just for 20 seconds or so just enough time for a nice combination a couple shots to the liver then a mofo of an uppercut the kind where the boxer's shoes hit way after his head has hit the canvas.... I guess being an unarmed black man he would be instantly put down by the local authorities.