Quote (jadeoshbogosh @ 8 Feb 2015 09:06)
I was thinking the same thing.... How much damage would something do to a fictional creature? Good question OP!!!!!!!!
While we're on the subject of dumb things that shouldn't be discussed. If I was to kick Cthulhu in the balls (if he has balls), how much damage would it do and would he respect my gusto or devour me? These are the questions we need to be asking.
Cthulhu does have reproductive organs. He mated with Idh-yaa.
It's highly unlikely that he would even notice you kicking him... If he did he would most likely destroy you - him being ultimately evil and all.
Every hypothetical is worthy of discussion. If only for the intellectual exercise the analysis provides