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Oh boy this story brings me back. One day in Chemistry class, the teacher asked me what the noble gases were. I didn't know, so this kid behind me calls me a retard. Now this kid was bright, which was dangerous. He got all A's, and made me look dumb all the time. I immediately stabbed him in the neck with a pencil and starting pissing in his ear. The teacher tried to stop me, but I punched her in the chest and just crumpled her. I then smeared my shit on his clothes, eyes, and face and slammed his head off the ground, and continued to smash his face with my feces covered hands. I squirted cum on his face, and said, "Ben, when are you gonna stop playing games with God?" I led that man to the lord, right there.