Quote (Valhalls_Sun @ Jan 13 2015 05:42pm)
She's the only one that said thanks and she still comes across as arrogant.
your reading that in English with a male slant, allow me to translate into Caveman...
HIM: "your beautiful" - translation: - "you make my Dick tingle"
HER: "thank you , i know aha, how are you? - translation - "yes 6,000 other guys have told me that exact same thing, so lets change the subject - How are you?"
Him: "being vien won't get you anywhere , it just makes you a bitch " 6000? Holy Crap! - i better insult her to bring her down to my level, ill probably have a better shot if i do."
Her: "ok gr8 m8" - translation: "I can see where you're going, do you have anything interesting to talk about?"
Him: "Btw , ur eyes are gorgous" - Translation : "My Dick is so hard that the loss of blood to my brain has hampered my ability to spell and think"
Her : "aw i know , aha Thank you! so are yours." - Translation - " oh crap wtf did i get into here - I think right now i'll reach into my purse and grab my rape whistle, and try to distract this ape."
Him: "bitch, what do you mean "I know" ur not that amazing. Translation: Bitch i got a stack of porno that doesnt talk back and a bottle of hand cream calling my name - so stfu - goodnight."
This post was edited by card_sultan on Jan 13 2015 05:16pm