steve gives advice on how to get a roomate to leave their apartment
Quote (Sobe911 @ Jan 24 2015 07:59am)
So basically, my ex-girlfriend and I have an apartment together. We broke up yesterday, and it was not civil at all. She's refusing to move any time soon. The way the lease is set up, if she doesn't make rent then I have to make the full rent payment. She broke her collarbone on new years eve, and hasn't been able to work since then, so needless to say I have around $1,500.00 in bills I get to deal with on my own, and with her refusing to move I have no idea how I'm going to make rent next month. She's being the typical female in the "i'm on the lease I don't have to move until I want to" kind of sense, but with her not working, AND her little sister (16, not emancipated) living here I cannot afford this.
I live in the State of Oregon.
There's a 300$ deposit per dog, and there are 2 dogs here but we only paid the deposit for one of them. I did this intentionally, knowing that if things ever went south I could probably have the little sister's dog kicked out. If the dog goes, obviously she's going to go.
What to do to get rid of the ex girlfriend though. This is my first apartment, so I don't want to get evicted because I can't make rent. I have really good credit, and I'd like to have a good rental history as well.
If you have a solution, and I act based upon it and it works, I will donate a lot of FG to you.
Please help.
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Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:00am)
He goes to work. Put his stuff on the lawn. Gg
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:10am)
Or just start banging her sister. She might leave then.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:12am)
Or invite her mom to move in. Obvious they don't like her if the 16 year old don't wanna stay there.
Then bang the mom.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:14am)
Or turn into a gay and start blowing dudes in the living room. She will be grossed out and jump out an window.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:15am)
Invite widdowmaker over. They will fall for him and move in with him.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:15am)
Also post pics so I can see what you are working with. I could think of better ideas once I see the real estate
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:17am)
You could try just not showering ever and leaving food everywhere and jerk off with the door open or even in the kitchen into all the clean dishes.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:18am)
Eat lots of Mexican food and never flush the toilet. Maybe miss the toilet a few times.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:19am)
Or even accidentally the kitchen.
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Jan 24 2015 08:19am)
I'd call the landlord and tell him what's going on and if he knows anything that you can do or if he can potentially work on the payment. You might be surprised how other people may react to a shitty situation as they may have experienced something similar before. Ask to meet him in person and show him how distraught you are. I'd purposely not sleep, look super tired, and say you are working normal 9-5 (whatever) and a second or third shift job just to keep food in YOUR mouth, not theirs. Also I'd talk to an attorney and see if there is some legal jargon they can't use to MAYBE manipulate the poor, confused girl. Serve her with some papers that makes it look like she'll have to appear in court and pay for a lawyer.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:21am)
Thats the worst advice in the thread. No one likes snitches. Snitches get stitches.
Just pretend to sleep walk at night and pee on her clothes.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:22am)
Make soup for them with her sisters used panties as broth.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:24am)
Lock your food and shit in your room. Just pay the rent. Tell that slag if she wants money she has a perfectly fine as she can sell for meals.
Quote (Sobe911 @ Jan 24 2015 08:27am)
Raze can you please get fucking serious or stop posting. It's really annoying to weed through all your spam to find serious responses.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:28am)
Start collecting her hair from the shower drain and when she asks what you are doing just say you miss having her sleep with you so you are trying to build a doll of her.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:30am)
Maybe if you full the apartment with balloons filled with real bad farts and she has to pop them all she will leave.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:32am)
Find her a new boyfriend. Also still is the pics so I can come up with more ideas.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:33am)
Start beating up hooker in your room.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:34am)
Maybe you could ask her to go to the store and while she is gone have a friend come over and when she gets back pretend not to know who she is and say your friend has been living there for years.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:35am)
Start putting bugs in her bed.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:37am)
Since you are the girl of the relationship and can't get her to move out just apologize to her and beg her to take you back. She might do it and pretend to be happy till she finds someone else 5 years ddown the road and runs off with him and your 2 children.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:39am)
Send her on a vacation to Africa. She will be kidnapped and you will have a stress free lyfe
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:41am)
Feed piranhas to her dog.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:42am)
While she is sleeping with her dog take compromising pictures and blackmail her.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:43am)
Maybe you could try having sex with her dad?
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:44am)
What if you just started smoking meth. I hear that makes people leave people.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:46am)
Tell her they both need to pay one way or another and then dim the lights and get naked.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:48am)
Or just be a man and tell her to go before you hulk rage and break her fucking face with the power of your manhood
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:49am)
Make a dumb clone of her. Hide the real her and just use the clone for your pleasure or make it leave.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:50am)
Just deal with the situation you put yourself in and stop being a qq baby. Be a man do the right thing.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:51am)
Just knock her up and she will be happy getting child support and move to Belair
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:52am)
Stop cooking with cheese.
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:53am)
I'm running out of ideas man. You never even said thank you for the help steve...
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:54am)
Invite a wicken cult over and tell them she is a virgin. (Maybe she is since you aren't man enough to make the law in your own house.)
Quote (Raze @ Jan 24 2015 08:57am)
Lmk if you need any help later on down the road. I'll be more than happy to help. I hope you pick the right thing that works. I'd try the cheese thing first.