While I was smoking a cigarette at the PC bang playing Starcraft while beating my wife with a soju bottle, I came up with a brilliant business idea. Due to the tremendous number of fake kimchi bitches in Korea who can't even chew, let along open their mouths, due to advanced SNSD surgery (I'm talking about Jessica-level operations), there is an incredible market, untapped, for tiny lettuce, pigs, and cows. Beanpaste sluts need to eat bulgogi and samsungyeopsal too, but the stuff the ajumma has are for humans so it's too big for AoA etc. (TAT)
Which is why I'm asking all of my namja chingus to sponsor my brand new company specialized in bringing tiny, bite-sized lettuce, pork, and beef to plastic bitches Korea-wide, in addition to teeny straws for soju and beer, ultra-thin cigarettes, and neomu-meenee toothbrush for ssamjang whores to keep their tiny mouths clean, which, interestingly, are a perfect fit for Korean diques.
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