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and by apples, jon means prolapsed anuses
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granny_Smith
The Granny Smith is a tip-bearing apple cultivar, which originated in Australia in 1868.[1] It is named after Maria Ann Smith, who propagated the cultivar from a chance seedling. The tree is thought to be a hybrid of Malus sylvestris, the European Wild Apple, with the domestic apple M. domestica as the polleniser. The fruit has hard, light green skin and a crisp, juicy flesh.
Granny Smiths go from being yellow to turning completely green.[2] The acidity mellows significantly, and it then takes on a balanced flavour.
Oh, it all makes sense now. I thought I was gonna have to ask a doctor.