it is dad in the sense that not many people here play, but alive in the sense that it actually fucking works now

Halo is dad

Dad left me when I was young, just like good Halo's did.

He didn't leave, there is a just a long line a the cigarette counter.

No way! You're lying because you don't have to go to the cigarette counter to find a long line, Ma does long lines in the bathroom all the time to make sure her nose doesn't get too hungry.