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Oct 5 2014 01:08pm
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 5 2014 02:04pm)
...he hasn't had pussy since pussy had him  :lol:




Yay Jesus!
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Oct 5 2014 01:31pm
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 5 2014 02:29pm)
...I imagine nobody wants to discuss the connection between the objectification of women in pornography and the violence that is visited upon them as a result .


Quote (Diutinus @ Oct 5 2014 02:30pm)
I imagine you don't want to discuss the connection between objectifying young women despite being at least twice their age and the emotional damage caused as a result.


:banana:
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Oct 7 2014 08:28am
Quote (bulkathos_son @ Oct 7 2014 09:03am)
that means to continuously improve oneself intellectually? i'm googling and only getting self-help shit...which is not what i want. i want that word.


Quote (aXamo @ Oct 7 2014 09:11am)
Smegma.


Quote (Psychoticgamer94 @ Oct 7 2014 09:21am)
so i looked that up...
a sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin, especially under a man's foreskin.


Fucking hilarious
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Oct 8 2014 05:17am
Quote (FroggyG @ Oct 8 2014 06:14am)
Why did you let that old washed up pedophile get to you?
You were trolling in the thread, then he came in and trolled, and you just did exactly what he wanted.
Although, if he was serious, then he is just mentally retarded. On this point, you shouldn't even reply to him.


Ty
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Oct 17 2014 09:08am
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 17 2014 10:06am)
...and you continue on . You really are a despicable human being , loathsome and evil .


I really, truly am.
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Oct 17 2014 10:50am
Quote (AnimeFTW @ Oct 17 2014 11:49am)
In my hand I have access to the entire collection on human knowledge; everything there is to know.

I use it to look up pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.


:) Me all day
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Oct 20 2014 08:29pm
Quote (ChrisKz @ Oct 20 2014 09:27pm)
lol im stupid loooooool


:)
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Oct 28 2014 03:33pm
Quote (Raze @ Oct 28 2014 04:22pm)
Why have you never told me this tom...

I also just found out last summer pluto was not a planet any more.

Lmao I love you Steve
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Nov 10 2014 10:03pm
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Nov 10 2014 10:00pm)
...my guess is that I represent the absent father figure .


Quote (me1 @ Nov 10 2014 10:01pm)
man your age is so up there, you can represent like 6 father figures.



The only funny thing Oscar/Expiredwraps/me1 has ever made.

Golden though
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Nov 14 2014 02:00pm
Quote (dro94 @ Nov 14 2014 01:41pm)
I have begun my poetic masterpiece dedicated to the love of my life ChantDownBabylon, I am only 3 lines in but noticed I have reached a posting milestone so I decided to introduce it before I waste my 67,000th post on something trivial .

There will be much more to follow so this dedication is for you babe  ....


part 1:

living diamonds dancing through golden hair

the crowning glory of her perfection

framing crystal pools that gaze into my soul

part 2: (by me)

looking into her eyes resembling lumps of coal

i wish to see her young flowing buxom again

what remains of that girl ill never know

wherever the mississippi river may flow




I can't wait to read your published work, Dro.
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