Quote (Muted @ Jul 21 2014 11:00pm)

That's okay. I'll take a picture of the noose when I'm done tying it, and upload it.

Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Aug 31 2014 07:08pm)

...did you know that the Borderline Personality Disordered ( now called Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder ) thrives on manipulating others into feeling sorry for them ?

Quote (Mascara @ Sep 3 2014 02:22pm)

Some people rely on a high school education to have a successful future, but I don't see myself needing one.

Quote (AnimeFTW @ Jul 25 2014 10:50am)

If a girl doesn't want to play Pokemon, she's not the one.

Quote (Krugg @ Sep 4 2014 06:59pm)

Dream girl where art thou

Quote (Redmemphis @ Sep 11 2014 04:07pm)

Mom says dad's allergic to pussy

What does mom mean by that?

Quote (SenorNZ @ Sep 11 2014 04:30pm)

hmm let me think about this for a second because you obviously are incapable of it. Maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with 9/11. maybe it's a response to the threads acting like 9/11 is the greatest tragedy to ever happen.

How do you even take a dump without help?

Quote (Flameyes @ Sep 11 2014 08:18pm)

Quote (SenorNZ @ Sep 11 2014 10:32pm)

What if it's your own dick?

Quote (wraps @ Sep 11 2014 10:33pm)

then that person is really really lucky!