In countries where people are dying of starvation it seems reasonable. If your neighbor keels over then shouldn't his body be used to sustain your family? I feel it's time we moved past these ridiculous taboos and start encouraging people to break them in the name of their survival.

If I was starving I wouldn't think twice about eating human flesh. Sounds like a great idea imo.

Quite the Modest Proposal eh?

Only if the meal consents.

In cases where people are stranded on a mountain and starving to death the taboo goes away pretty fast.
In that case its understandable.

meat tends to be better if you bleed them asap after you kill the animal, and diseased animals tend not to make tasty meat. if your neighbor keels over and dies due to unknown reasons, youll probly get sick eating him. a situation where the elderly are euthanized via halal would probly be the best course of action if we want the best tasting meat.

further more, rather than allowing women to have abortions, I say we should start forcing them to follow through with the birth, and then use the child as meat since the mother didn't want the child in the first place. definatly a much better idea than allowing abortions to be illegal.

This post was edited by Ylem122 on Apr 1 2014 04:25am

I'd have to pass but I wouldn't object to becoming a meal for others, preferably after death.

Let the free market determine the price of human flesh!

No, with he increase in homosexuality this would lead to health complications among cannibals.

Maybe Obamacare should offer a comprehensive cannibal package to cover conflicts with the mentally ill and others like the OP.

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seems you are in april fools' mood

though it does seem to be quite in line with his make all forms of religion illegal and find world peace plan.

Of course I'm not talking about killing people for food, but the recently deceased could sustain those who need it.

It might even be a good idea to start freezing and shipping dead westerners to Africa. Just imagine how long one corpulent Texan could sustain a starving ethiopian for.