Quote (TRD @ Dec 28 2013 09:08am)
I had sex for the first time with a cute guy, and he let me sleep in at his place while he went to work. When I woke up, I had to go number two, but after I did, I realized that his toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. I didn't want him to see my poop, so I scooped it out and put it in a plastic bag that I found under the sink so I could throw it out outside. Before I left, I wrote him a note with my name and number saying thanks for a great night, put it on the kitchen counter, and left. But right when I closed the door, I realized that I'd forgotten the bag of poop on the counter! I was already locked out, so there was nothing I could do but have a panic attack. I obviously never heard from him again. Obviously.
i was that guy
thank you for the present