Woke up to myself sleeping sideways on the bed.
&
Anthone called me at three in the morning to tell me he is mad at me
Because he had a dream that I was having sex with other guys
And posting the videos on Instagram because I'm sexually unsatisfied
Because we haven't had sex in 2 months.


So he's mad at me for something I didn't do
And he made me reassure him I wasn't cheating on him, etc etc.
but he's still mad at me.
Like he wanted to break up with me

And he told me that.


Ugh
Anyways yeah

I do not appreciate ever being spoken to in a derogatory manner

Anthone had a job interview today.
Discount tire & Autozone
I'm excited for him

At least my mother loves me.

I'm cramping.
I hate being a woman.

I wish I was a guy.
So I didn't care about anything.

And if my girls friend was like
I'm cramping.
I would be like

"Like I give a dick two fucks and a panda"

And she would be like your right.


But that in fantasy land where I would theoretically have a dick and
OH OH OH IF I HAD A PENIS
I WOULD PEE ON EVERY FUCKING THING.

Yup.

Just got off work

They gave me 2 extra hours (:

Cramping really bad today.
I have to go to some light house heritage festival today /:
Then work

Just got off work!

And I work tmrw
3-7 (:

LOL out of the blue JUST NOW
Grandpa was like "have you ever seen an ostrich? They are an ugly,ugly bird "