I think such an option would invoke more anarchy than order (well, headache for the moderators
). Currently we have "these" options for report, and it works like a bottleneck. Increase the number of options by 9001% and the number of reported threads increase just as much, with 87% more 'false alarms' than before.
If it's hazy, just report as spam and a moderator will check the thread out, taking the appropriate actions. The forums are as nice and tidy as always so the current options do suffice, no?