I would say the worse was when my friend flipped a cart. We were going down this huge drop that neither of us knew about so he slammed the breaks and the back just kicked out and the cart flipped. Lucky nothing happened to the cart or our clubs. My friend didn't really get hurt but I hurt my wrist quite bad but it is all better now (happened a month ago or so).

your turn

I went out with a couple guys from work that brought their own beer on the course when I was 18. I ended up getting caught drinking with them, and kicked off the course

I tried to go around the beverage cart. She was in the way on the cart path and asked me to go around her. The bath had a slope immediately to the side so the top of my cart hit her cart and broke the back poles on her cart.

I missed a 3 foot par putt

had this 3 wheel sun mountain push cart....i pushed it....thought i would stop before the river....but no....had to go take a swim...i miraculously found all my clubs...but my cellphone died and lost my wallet.

i step in dog poops

Lol doesn't seem so bad and probably a troll post, but this would be terrible. Getting dog poo in the spikes of your golf shoes would be a horrendous mess to have to clean

bird poop is the same

There's one course around here that always has geese on it... They fucking shit everywhere it's disgusting.. I don't golf there anymore. And it's a big $$ fine if you accidently kill one