Judging by how completely average those girls look, I'm not surprised you get laid often.

Bazinga

This post was edited by xGeArz on Aug 14 2012 01:29pm

This gone be good

This

I just don't get the point of these articles... what does this have to do with HnF.

Here have more random stuff you can all enjoy!

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.





//edit - why hate ...or love... this stuff?




This post was edited by AF_bear on Aug 14 2012 06:13pm

lol'd hard at #9

What do blood crystals have to do with h&f? What? Health?

All of his other articles directly pertain to h&f as well.

You don't ever post anything that pertains to h&f lol.

Fair enough, since it might not be understood to several still, I will further elaborate:

The conditions in which hematoidin crystals form and amassed in the circulatory system are enhanced several folds in regards to subjects which regularly train in the fields of strength and hypertrophy, in contrast to non heavy weight trainees and in contrast to the majority of the population which does not train at all.

As a result, many of the inflammations occuring, especially joint related chronic conditions, are direct results of bloody crystals forming to an extent of blocking several main capillaries to a certain area in the muscle-joint convergence, making the trainee stop the activity at some degree due to inability to perform the action at the given angles, or stop all together (Pending severity and magnitude of the crystallization, and the number of capillaries blocked).
Furthermore, senescent blood may be clogged in said clotted capillaries and further hamper the circulatory system effectiveness in that area, causing for an over-extended duration of the pathology by continuing to hamper its removal from said system.

This is one of the biggest most common pathologies concerning injuries in the weight lifting room, and yet very few know of this condition/phenomenon.

Another possible treatment which proved effective over a multitude of tests is a deep tissue massage (Does not mean to be relaxing, rather quite painful), followed by bloodletting using a transfusion device or a simple sterilized needle and the cupping method, generally common in the practice of acupuncturists.

do you have a way i can contact you and talk with you a bit on your spare time?

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