Quote (jmr @ Jun 26 2012 04:47am)

the only thing i can think of is you should first put the barrel of the gun in your mouth and secondly pull the trigger
if you did it right your dipshit brains should be on the ground
gl!

Quote (Hooo @ Jun 26 2012 08:03am)

not funny

Quote (stride_gum @ Jun 25 2012 08:33pm)

with what kinda gun? a regular 9 mil?

Quote (OfficerNaughty @ Jun 26 2012 01:05am)

just laying in bed watching tv next to the wife. shes reading one of those gay ass novels women read.
i was getting pretty tired and good for a nice round of wrestling in the bed sheets. so i said take yer pants off woman. im gonna split you like a log.
she said go to bed dumbass im in no mood for your shit. (i shot her cat that morning cuz it was pissing me off)
so i jumped on her and tried to start somthing. she just hit me with a fucking picture frame.
i was already cock hard and ready to go. i asked her if she was gonna take care of that for me and she said to stfu.
i proceded to tell her it aint gonna go away itself and started beatin off infront of the wife.
she got real pissed and left because "that was your way of saying i cant satisfy you" she says
she got up got dressed packed a bag and jumped into my truck. MY TRUCK NOT HER FUCKING CAR I BOUGHT HER....
i didnt have keys for her car so i had to drive her moped 28 miles to work and 28 miles back...
anybody got any ideas so i can have her come home so i can drive my truck to work tomarrow?
and maybe get me laid tonight?

Quote (Kath @ Jun 30 2012 01:23pm)

your sooo not getting laid .

flowers, chocolate, "heart felt apology" if you dont wanna look one up on google and memorize that shit.