Well here's some real spam for ya...you need the practice....
to the tune of this song....play the vid as you read the words below
Well most folk say a barb is made outta stats,
well this barb's made outta armor and axe.
Armor and axe with an arreats on'
and an SS shield and a swing that's strong.
Ya do 99 baals and what do ya get,
another day older and no closer yet.
Oh reset, don't ya call me coz I can't come,
1000 more baals before I am done.
Well I was born as a barb when the sun didn't shine,
I looked at the ladder....I was seventy-nine.
On the way to the throne I killed 900 souls,
and the paladins said: "Well, Bless my soul"
Ya do 99 baals and what do ya get,
another day older and no closer yet.
Oh reset, don't ya call me coz I can't come,
1000 more baals before I am done.
Made my barb one morning in a norm level game
whirlwind and berzerk are my middle name
I was leveled in the patch they called one-oh-nine
There ain't never been a pally make me walk the line
Ya do 99 baals and what do ya get,
another day older and no closer yet.
Oh reset, don't ya call me coz I can't come,
1000 more baals before I am done.
Well if ya see me tele, better step aside,
a lotta knights didnt and a lotta knights died.
One axe of iron and the other of steel,
if the right one don't get ya then the left one will.
Ya do 99 baals and what do ya get,
another day older and no closer yet.
Oh reset, don't ya call me coz I can't come,
1000 more baals before I am done.
This post was edited by ghot on Apr 19 2012 05:06pm