http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH-L6o2YDuE&feature=player_embedded#Couldn't help myself laughing.
Although here's a bit of laugh the other way:
His armband lied, he was no red Torres, Torres
He's just a rentboy like they said, Torres, Torres
Into our backs he plunged his knife
I hope John Terry shags his wife
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's new number 9