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The cold, dark room was blacker than the employees at KFC, he felt a chilling metal on his nipple.


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Then suddenly, there was a crash.


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It went BANG, like my girlfriend and another man.


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He searched the room for the noise, but alas, it was pitch black.


I miss not having any warns :(
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Without hesitation, he screamed; he started flailing his arms wildly in the darkness.


And in his mouth entered a dick.
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Without hesitation, he screamed; he started flailing his arms wildly in the darkness.


He felt the soft, yet almost dog-food-like tender smell upon his nostrils.
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Jan 29 2011 08:51pm
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He felt the soft, yet almost dog-food-like tender smell upon his nostrils.


And that's when it hit him, he was blind, and starring in an interracial dog porn movie.
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And that's when it hit him, he was blind, and starring in an interracial dog porn movie.


He realized he was going to get mad compensation money, therefore, he whipped his hair back and forth.
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Jan 29 2011 08:53pm
Quote (jackass789 @ 29 Jan 2011 19:52)
He realized he was going to get mad compensation money, therefore, he whipped his hair back and forth.


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fuck, I'd be at 60k posts already if I had no warnings
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He realized he was going to get mad compensation money, therefore, he whipped his hair back and forth.


Women's sports...pfft.
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Women's sports...pfft.


SUDDENLY, out of the darkness, he heard another voice.
Not just any voice, it was David Blane.
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