Quote (Jmunson1291 @ Dec 31 2010 08:51pm)
A guy dials his home phone from work, a strange woman answers.
"Who is this?" The guy asks, the woman answers, "I'm the maid."
"We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well this is her husband, where is she?" "Umm, shes upstairs with a man i thought was her husband."
He's fuming now, "Hey, want to make a quick $50,000?" "What do i have to do?"
"Go to the den, get the gun out of my desk, and shoot that bitch and the fucker she's with."
The phone is set down, he heres footsteps, followed by 2 gunshots later.
"Where should i put the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool."
"What swimming pool, there's no swimming pool."
There is a long pause...
"...uhh, is this 555-1811?"
dude that is fukin funny lol