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Dec 26 2010 03:21am
Does your java clean Hell cows in 2minutes ?

Did you get bored of trying to kill Diablo in less than 0'45'' with your Zerker ??

Have you ever played a Hammerdin ???

Then Lady Lazy is for you !!!!

She is the quintessence of a contemplative way of playing this game.

She likes to walk around, with eyes wide opened to the beauties of ancient dunjeons, hidden ice caves, green fields ...

When she meets hostility, she just laughed at all efforts to hurt her in vain. She's simply beyong good and evil !

Sometimes, when exhausted, even monsters stop fighting to adopt her philosophy.

So, what's her secret ?

She learnt from old tibetan monks ;)

Yoga technic 1 : high pdr-mdr
Yoga technic 2 : absorb
Yoga technic 3 : the cool kiss






Oh wait... only passive kills ?

Sure, you just can sit and wait.

And no energy shield ?

The energy is inside her.

But what happens if you want to pick up mushrooms in the frigid highlands ?
Cold immunes, and too much regeneration for a Thunderstorm !


Yoga technic 4 : the acid kiss



Wait, wait, ok we can see some high "attacker takes damages", but can you kill something with that ?

Only if you first free your mind of everything you knew before.
Switch to proc Amp damages, and poison from rings will slower regeneration.

What in sockets ?

Um in Blackoak, 15@res in Jade/Suicide (nice adds : 4replen/atd5), Amn in SpikeThorn, Mal everywhere else.

And how to stat ?

Max block with Gerke, other points to vita. Simply as that.

And you want to make us believe she's effective ??

Yoga >>


[img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2027/guide5.jpg[/img]

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This post was edited by feanur on Dec 26 2010 03:26am
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Fixed.

This post was edited by Synonym on Dec 26 2010 03:25am
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Dec 26 2010 03:26am
^^ i lik it.
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Dec 26 2010 03:27am
Quote (Synonym @ Dec 26 2010 10:25am)
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2027/guide5.jpg

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9634/guide9f.jpg

Fixed.


Thanks a lot, I was trying ^^
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Dec 26 2010 03:48am
I think that this guide will make me write down my idea of an unkillable, lag-ignorant meele pvm char ^^
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Dec 26 2010 03:54am
lol.
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Quote (pawcisxdiablo2 @ Dec 26 2010 10:48am)
I think that this guide will make me write down my idea of an unkillable, lag-ignorant meele pvm char ^^


Let us know please !
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Quote (Leri @ Jan 3 2011 01:32pm)
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Indeed, he's gotta be pissed someone found a more deathproof build..
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