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I sparkle.
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not my job, and I don't work for free
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Love line pick up lines lol. thought it was funny :/

Quote (DeCad3nce @ Dec 9 2010 10:41pm)
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

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Quote (Balance @ 10 Dec 2010 15:27)
Love line pick up lines lol. thought it was funny  :/


Look at the chuck norris lines > g00gle
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