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Aug 9 2010 09:17am
Quote (IsraeliSoldier @ 9 Aug 2010 03:35)
Try your best /jd/fags


Dear soldier,

I understand that you were interested in being enlightened! For 19.95 my friend Adolf would love to be your enlightenment trainer. After he gives you a popular tattoo of two criss crossing S's on your arms and back he will take you to his make-shift camp in Alabama that is supposed to be an exact replica of the adult day care centers for Jews in Poland and Germany! At this camp you will be warmly greeted by semi-friendly German sheperds (please don't try to pet the dogs we are not responsible for chewed off limbs) and some of alabamas locals dressed either in camouflage or in white robes. Due to the extreme summer heat you will most likely be stripped of all your clothes but we will make sure that you won't be cold! At nighttime there will be a bonfire with dancing and screaming (I meant singing) where you will be recogniZed as our guest of honor!!!

Pm me if interested
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Quote (MYGEAR @ Aug 9 2010 10:17am)
Dear soldier,

I understand that you were interested in being enlightened!  For 19.95 my friend Adolf would love to be your enlightenment trainer.  After he gives you a popular tattoo of two criss crossing S's on your arms and back he will take you to his make-shift camp in Alabama that is supposed to be an exact replica of the adult day care centers for Jews in Poland and Germany!  At this camp you will be warmly greeted by semi-friendly German sheperds (please don't try to pet the dogs we are not responsible for chewed off limbs) and some of alabamas locals dressed either in camouflage or in white robes.  Due to the extreme summer heat you will most likely be stripped of all your clothes but we will make sure that you won't be cold! At nighttime there will be a bonfire with dancing and screaming (I meant singing) where you will be recogniZed as our guest of honor!!!

Pm me if interested


fail post is fail
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Aug 9 2010 09:47am
SLAYER - Angel Of Death

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Angel of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid Angel of Death
Flying free

Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death
Angel of Death
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Aug 9 2010 10:17am
Quote (MYGEAR @ Aug 9 2010 11:17am)
Dear soldier,

I understand that you were interested in being enlightened!  For 19.95 my friend Adolf would love to be your enlightenment trainer.  After he gives you a popular tattoo of two criss crossing S's on your arms and back he will take you to his make-shift camp in Alabama that is supposed to be an exact replica of the adult day care centers for Jews in Poland and Germany!  At this camp you will be warmly greeted by semi-friendly German sheperds (please don't try to pet the dogs we are not responsible for chewed off limbs) and some of alabamas locals dressed either in camouflage or in white robes.  Due to the extreme summer heat you will most likely be stripped of all your clothes but we will make sure that you won't be cold! At nighttime there will be a bonfire with dancing and screaming (I meant singing) where you will be recogniZed as our guest of honor!!!

Pm me if interested


My Enlightenment is now at "-58" and I just read the first few words.

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Aug 9 2010 11:11am
Quote (LeGeNDOfLiNK @ 9 Aug 2010 16:31)
fail post is fail


Boooo.......ohh well I tried!! =(
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Aug 9 2010 11:40am
Quote (MYGEAR @ Aug 9 2010 01:11pm)
Boooo.......ohh well I tried!!  =(


And you failed. Now go Cry me a river by doing so.

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