You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Tell me a secret(:
You: ok
You: i got cock blocked by your father
Stranger: Wow
You: hate when that happens aye
You: i know right
Stranger: Haha
You: im making my move on your mom right, and then out of nowhere. He comes into the picture and steals my bitch
Stranger: So what you up to?
You: telling me the story of how u become what you become
You: telling you*
Stranger: On thanks
You: So one day I was at prom, and your father drove up in a BMW
You: he had shades on and everything
Stranger: It's always good to know the story
You: i know
You: then he looked and me and said who the fuck you lookin at you anerexic looking faggot
Stranger: Please continue
You: i said this anerexic faggot is looking at you, and my bony ass will stick myself up there
You: He said lets throw down mutha fucka
You: i went aight
You: so he brought a gun and shot me in the toe 2 times
Stranger: Yeah that sounds like him
You: then i was screaming AGHHHHHH
You: he goes in the car
Stranger: Not
You: grabs my woman
You: and runs off with her and violently rapes her but then she falls inlove with them
You: and i never seen her since
Stranger: That you said hi
Stranger: Sad story
Stranger: I'll tell my mom
You: kk
Stranger: Haha
You: tell her Peter Parker said fuck you
You: oh btw did u know i obtained these wierd senses
Stranger: To me, or her?
You: it all started with this spier
You: spider
You: i got bit in the arm
You: then now i have tingly senses in my brain
You: is this wierd
You: i can sense trouble when it is near
Stranger: You're a really good story teller
You: this is not a story
You: this is reality
You: =)
Stranger: Haha yep
You: ya but onto the story
You: so i got bit by this spider
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: my tingly senses were kickin in
You: i sensed trouble
You: then out of nowhere
You: my anerexic ass got super strong
You: and i was beating the shit out of people
Stranger: Haha
You: i signed up to become a wrestler, but then I seen a guy rob my boss
You: So i chased his ass down
You: then I heard gun shots
You: looked to ahead and my uncle ben is dead
You: I went NOOOO UNCLE BEN!!!!
Stranger: Not ben
You: then i chased the mother fucker down
Stranger: He was my fav
You: he thought he could run away
You: but hell no
You: this nigga aint taking that shit
You: i may lose my prom date
You: but i am not lettin him getting away making me lose uncle ben
You: so i killed the mother fucker
Stranger: Good for you
You: pushed him out the window
Stranger: No you didn't
You: yes i did
Stranger: Liar.
You: im peter fucking parker
You: i did what i did
You: and what was done is what happened
You: so ya then while that was going on
Stranger: Yeah well I'm Harry fricken potter
You: no your not harry potter is a close friend of mine
Stranger: Oh yeah?
You: me and him cast magic at eachother all the time
You: ya
You: he bends down and i lower my wand
You: but i dont do the bending down shit
Stranger: How do you know I'm not him
You: oh ok
You: ill ask you something
Stranger: ?!?!
You: if your harry what does he scream everytime i lower my wand
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Fuck no you fucker!
Stranger: Haha
You: he screams YES!
You: then
You: HERMOINEEEEEEE
You: wtf
You: why scream her name
Stranger: No i scream Ginny
You: oh shit
You: you moved on
You: harry i got something to say
You: i sneaked in like a draco malfoy and went slitherin in ginny's pussy
Stranger: Hang on a sec
You: sorry man i lowered my wand and casted her some crucial magi
You: magic*
You: she moaned a bit, but at the end. I casted the white magic spell
You have disconnected.
or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!