Quote (JMSaviour @ Jun 30 2010 08:21am)

send k.


Back when I was like 12 I would eat Hot Cheetos with lucas, lemon and smothered in Tapatio. Good stuff >_<.

Quote (laika @ Jun 30 2010 04:03am)

I really like the baked Cheetos. I don't eat junk food unless I'm munching out though, so iuno if my suggestion is worth a try. XD

Quote (Muffed_Up @ Jun 30 2010 06:04am)

1) Tortilla Chips
2) Cheese
3) ??????
4) Profit

Quote (laika @ Jun 30 2010 04:11am)

I don't even like cheese! I'm secretly allergic to it, but I just eat Cheetos like I'm making money for it when I'm high. D:

Quote (laika @ Jun 30 2010 10:11am)

I don't even like cheese! I'm secretly allergic to it, but I just eat Cheetos like I'm making money for it when I'm high. D:

Quote (Spyderz @ Jun 30 2010 04:13am)

-=[ Joke Number 2209 ]=-
[ << ] Orange Penis  [ >> ]
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. The doctor tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"

Quote (Spyderz @ Jun 30 2010 06:13am)

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. The doctor tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"

Quote (Muffed_Up @ Jun 30 2010 06:13am)

Idk if you and i can ever be friends with a ridiculous comment like that

Quote (Muffed_Up @ Jun 30 2010 10:14am)

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Quote (Spyderz @ 30 Jun 2010 05:11)

PREFERRED kettle chips, but open to all but pretzels
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