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#21
Jun 10 2010 06:01pm
Quote (ibzack @ Jun 10 2010 04:33pm)
spiderman


we meet everynight
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#22
Jun 10 2010 06:02pm
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Lmao. My mom is obsessed with guys with accents.. Fml.


the story in your profile was amazing
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#23
Jun 10 2010 06:03pm
but what does this part mean

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My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.


most 3 year olds i know are virgins
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Jun 10 2010 06:04pm
Quote (Silent11 @ Jun 10 2010 06:03pm)
but what does this part mean



most 3 year olds i know are virgins


They would still be tighter then a 14 year old virgin I imagine.
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#25
Jun 10 2010 06:04pm
Quote (OMGhaxWTFs @ Jun 10 2010 07:04pm)
They would still be tighter then a 14 year old virgin I imagine.


i think he means its redundant to say virgin when your talking about a 3 year old
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Jun 10 2010 06:05pm
Quote (OMGhaxWTFs @ Jun 10 2010 08:04pm)
They would still be tighter then a 14 year old virgin I imagine.


why not a 2 year old virgin, or a 4 year old virgin?

did that story happen to u btw, im masturbating so furiously to it that i have to know
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Jun 10 2010 06:08pm
Quote (Silent11 @ Jun 10 2010 06:05pm)
why not a 2 year old virgin, or a 4 year old virgin?

did that story happen to u btw, im masturbating so furiously to it that i have to know


Lmfao naw.

Favorite part: My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies.
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#28
Jun 10 2010 06:10pm
Quote (OMGhaxWTFs @ Jun 10 2010 08:08pm)
Lmfao naw.

Favorite part: My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies.


i liked "And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon."
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#29
Jun 10 2010 06:19pm
i'd def drink a beer with some of you guys
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#30
Jun 10 2010 06:20pm
eGOOSEve so he stfu and make me kalamari
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