Quote (kelphie @ May 18 2010 02:00pm)
the most fk'd up thing happened to me today. so my friend stole my diablo 2 account, of course i was kinda depressed. so i decided to go to a bar. i thought to my self, w/e ill just have 2-3 drinks and go home, and then go to school. so after 2-3 drinks, i just kept going and going. eventually it turned into 6-7 drinks. i was getting dizzy as fuckk, and than i started throwing up and shit. the girl next to me was nice enough to help me out .then she started cleaning my throw up and shit. she told me that i was a mess, and i needed some rest. i told her that i couldn't go home because my mom would frickn flip out on me. after a few minutes of talking, she told me that i could stay at her place, and she would drive me home before my parents woke up. this seemed like a good plan, so i agreed. on the car ride home, i was dizzy and drowesy as fuck from the drinks, and she started telling me how handsome i was and shit. then i totally passed out and went afk. then she woke me up and told me that we were at her place. so i woke up and walked my ass into her apartment. as i entered the room she told me that she wanted to have sexual intercourse with me, and said she liked me and shit like that. i didnt really understand , because i was so fucked up. i passed out for another 30-45 minutes, until she woke me up again, but this time she was stroking my dick. i was a bit sobered up at the time, so i started rubbing her tits and shit. she told me she always wanted to fuckk in the closet, without thought i agreed. she took off all my clothes, and gave me a blowjob or w/e, and she told me to take off her clothes. so i did of course, i took off her shirt, she had small titts, but it wasnt that big of a deal cause she had a cute face. after i slowly started rubbing her(you know what) then i pulled down her skirt. at this point i was happy as shit, u shoulda seen my big ass smile. after a few pussy strokes, i pulled down her undies, i thought to myself that this would be the best day of my life, beacuse she was smoking hot. as i pulled down her undies, a big ass dick flopped out between her fucking legs, and smacked my fucking left thigh. i couldn't fucking believe it, her dick was bigger than mine. i didn't know what to do, but to put on my fucking pants and run out of the apartment. and now i have school in 3 hours. what the fuck would you guys do if this happened 2 u? i think i might just die - Vanquish
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